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A variation of the 22 Inside or the 66 Inside strategies. I've had success with the 66 Inside Method and thought that this Inside Method may be even better. If you make it through just one out of two rollers, you'll still be up a few dollars. You should have all your money back on average. Then you press in a pyramid. JIM Method Although this system in theory is a very very risky system , I have been extremely successful with it. I don't by any means claim this system to be mine but I named it because you want 2 hits on the four or You can choose the number of shooters and your own bankroll but I personally go with a 25 shooter bankroll.
The system is very easy. Now you parley it. Like I said, in theory it is a horrible system, but that is why I bankroll myself for 25 shooters.
If a shooter 7's out I just start right over again after a point is established. I don't know if I am just lucky but I am not lying when I say I have been very very successful with this. The worst I have done is just about break even because the parlay only happened three times in 25 shooters.
I must tell you that I am very strict with my 25 shooter bankroll. I put my original bankroll on 1 rail and I put my winnings in another one. I in no way guarantee this system, but it really has worked so well for me I thought I would share it.
Tariese 3 Hit climb Here's a good method to try next time you go to casino. Lets say nine is a winner. I leave mine on the number that just came out. Now down on it all. I did this at the Indian casino last night so it does work. Try it out and good luck.
Using these observations, we see that we can mentally compute W x as follows: Otherwise, goto step 2. Computing W at this number will give us the same value as W x. Here is an example of using the process. How many ways can you roll a 9? In March of I received an email from Mr. Dan Lubin, a dice dealer who uses this simpler way to compute W x: Suppose you make a pass line bet and the craps shooter establishes a point of 9.
You will then probably want to make a free odds bet. Then dividing each item by the total number of outcomes possible gives us the probabilities shown in the sum rule. Example When a pair of dice is rolled once, what is the probability of getting 7 or 9? Let S be the event of rolling a 7.
Let N be the event of rolling a 9. We want to find P S or N. Each roll yields just one outcome. Given n events A1, A2, …, An that are pairwise mutually exclusive, we have this rule: Example What is the probability that the come out role in a craps game will result in a point being established by the shooter?
We want to find the probability that the come out roll is one of these 6 numbers: Note that the last 3 terms in the above sum have values matching the first 3: Being independent means that the occurrence or non-occurrence of one event does not change the probability of occurrence of the other event.
Mutually exclusive events are never independent; they are always dependent. For example, when you roll a pair of dice once, one outcome is to get a 7 and another is to get a 9. Each of these events does depend on the other. If, for example, we know that you rolled a 7, then we know that you did not roll a 9. For another example, suppose you flip a coin twice. The outcome heads or tails on the second flip is independent of the outcome on the first flip.